Then there's Sunshine. If we go the flip side of college professor, we've got the valley girl. Not only does she talk at a rate of 100 miles an hour all the time (and I mean ALL the time), but she comes up with things like, "Mommy, you totally, totally need new shocks" (referring to my car). Or when she's pretend talking on the phone, "She was like , ok, and that was totally awesome". And not only that, but she uses hand gestures. Even though I talk with my hands a lot, she has her own unique set of hand gestures she uses when she talks. I don't know where she gets these things.
The funny part is, their speech fits them. If Monster said I totally needed new shocks, it would sound funny. If Sunshine spoke slowly without contractions, it would be weird. I love how their speech shows their personalities.