Going to a cousin's wedding the kids were discussing what songs they may hear. Sunshine says, "They probably won't do the Whip and Nae Nae because [cousins] are very religion."
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For Papa's birthday, we got him gin and olives. On our way to get the gin, I ask the kids where we are going and what the proper behavior is. Sunshine replies, "We're going to the litter store to get gin."
Sunshine is playing the air drums and Monster says, "She takes after her mother."
Today's awkward moment brought to you by One Direction. Sunshine: "What's it mean 'Tonight let's get some?' " Pizza, honey. They are getting pizza.
Sunshine: What can I do now?
Me: I don't know, go play. I have to make dinner. Sunshine: I have nothing to play. Me: OK. Then how about you help me do dishes, or laundry, or how about cleaning up the blocks? Sunshine: I know! I'll go play! Sunshine picked out Cake Pop gum. She tried it and thought it was fantastic. Monster had a piece of it and thought it was great. I decided to try it. After trying it, I told Monster, "It's not too bad". He replied with, "Of course not. We're not dead". (Meaning the gum didn't kill him or Sunshine, so it must not be too bad!)
After watching an episode of Sofia the First about the kitchen maid inventing a bunch of gizmos, Sunshine says, "I bet [Monster] could invent all that!"
Sunshine comes downstairs early and I ask her if she got up to go potty. She replies, "Yes, I had to pee like a racehorse!"
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