Aug. 2008
I love you so tight.
Sept 2008
Monster standing on a step stool "drilling" the cabinet. He puts his hand out and says, "Don't bodder me, Mommy. I'm working."
Monster woke up and told Husband he needed a tissue. Husband replied he would get one. Monster said he already had one. "It's in my bucket," he said. Husband asked what bucket. Monster replied, "This one," pulling down the tissue box he's been stuffing used tissues back into." Husband tells him, "[Monster], we don't put tissues back in the box once we use them." Monster says, "I don't have a trash can in my room."
Nov 2008
Daddy, don't go to work. We have enough moneys here.
Monster was looking outside and all of a sudden says, "Something is peeing on our house, Mommy!" Snow was falling off the roof.
I don't want to use the potty. It grosses me out.
Jan 2009
While eating lunch, Monster suddenly tells me water is the below the ground. I tell him he's right and asked where he learned that. Without hesitation he answered, "In high school".
Feb 2009
Monster to Mommy, "You have to go peepees because the baby is sitting on your gallbladder".
Apr 2009
After Sunshine was born, I was changing her diaper when Monster asks, "Can I see her bagina?"
Jul 2009
While squishing and olive, "Look, I'm out the martini."
Oct 2009
Pointing to a dollar bill, "This is George Obama".