Sunday. Monster wakes up before everyone. He goes to the bathroom. Heads back to his room. About 5 minutes later he comes back out and comes into our room, where we are trying to continue to sleep.
Monster: Daddy, there's something growling in my room.
Daddy: Nothing is growling in your room.
Monster: I think it's a monster.
Mommy: The only things that growl are your belly or [Puppy].
Monster: Please check.
Daddy reluctantly gets up and heads back into Monster's room. He tucks him in.
Monster: Daddy, please look around.
Daddy: This is ridiculous. There is nothing growling...
Daddy looks around the at the foot of the bed.
Daddy: [Puppy], get out of [Monster's] room.