At dinner, we were discussing that either next month or August, Husband and the kids would have a campout in the backyard. Sunshine replies, "We'll be sleeping in God's room. It's outside, so that's God's room."
Listening to the radio, Cotton Eye Joe, came on. Monster says, "I know the dance to this song! We learned it in gym." Husband's response, "Taxpayer's dollars at work."
Anyone from Cleveland knows who Dick Goddard is. Husband pointed him out on tv to Monster. Monster responds, "Is that guy Mommy talks to at the grocery store?" Husband replies, "I'm sure it is..." Yup, sure is.
Dialogue between Monster and Husband.
Monster: "Lots of other kids mommy's brought in sunscreen today" (I didn't b/c I listened to Husband, but that's another story...)
Husband: "My mommy never once came to school to put sunscreen on me."
Monster : "That's because they didn't have sunscreen then".