Husband forgot to put Sunshine in a diaper for naptime. Needless to say, when she woke up, she was not only wet, but had pooped. We stuck her in the tub. While in the tub, I said to her, "So you pooped in your drawers, huh?". She very seriously looks at me and says, "Me no poop in drawers, I poop in unders".
At breakfast this morning, I was dancing in the kitchen. Sunshine, sitting at the table eating, starts yelling, "No shake tookus, Mommy!"
A couple days ago, my kids were discussing their body parts. Sunshine goes through everyone with their parts, "[Sunshine] have gina. Mommy have gina. [Monster] have penis. Daddy have penis. Why [Sunshine] have no penis?" Monster's response, "My penis is like a your vagina". Sunshine replies, "Oh". Like that made all the sense in the world.
Yesterday in the car, Sunshine kept saying she was going to bite Monster. We discussed how it's not OK to bite anyone. Monster then says, "[Sunshine], it's only OK to bite when you're trying to get away from someone that is going to take you. But let's not discuss that right now. We'll save that for a later date."
Yesterday, I took Sunshine to the store with me and Monster stayed home with Husband. Apparently while gone, the neighbor boy wanted Monster to come play. After several failed attempts to get Monster's attention, his mom came and asked Monster if he wanted to come over and play. His response? "I can't. My Mommy's not home." Husband was standing 3 feet away...
A friend of ours is collecting food for the food pantry at her church. I explain this to Monster and he wants to help out. We discuss things we can get. Then, he tells, "When we give things to people who need it, we're being missionaries. I learned that at Bible School."
Outside today, Sunshine starts freaking out yelling, "Ma [Max, the dog] leak water! Ma leak water!" It takes me a minute to figure out what she's talking about. I tell her he's not leaking water, he's peeing. She looks at me very confused and replies, "No, Ma go peepee in potty." I wish sweetie.
For the record, potty training Little Miss Sunshine is going GREAT! She's doing a fantastic job! Only one accident in 3 days and that was more our fault than hers because no one helped her up to the potty. Anyway... Sunshine needs to do EVERYTHING her big brother does. So, of course, that also means standing to pee. She stands up on the stool facing the potty and sticks her little tummy out and says, "I have penis". No honey. You don't. Girls sit to pee.