I can't remember how the conversation started, but somehow, this is how a conversation with Sunshine ended....
Me: You know you don't pee out of your vagina, right?
Sunshine: You don't?
Me: No, there's a tiny hole in front of it that you pee out of.
Sunshine: So what's it there for? Decoration?
This picture gave me my laugh for the day. I asked Sunshine if she knew what this was. She didn't. I told her and then asked if she even knew what a clothespin was. This was her reply. "It's those things that you hook to a zipline before they had drying machines." Ah, how times have changed :)
I started volunteering in Sunshine's classroom today. Her teacher has a policy that students can escort their parents down to the office when it's time to leave. Little Miss Sunshine didn't know what the word "escort" meant. So when her teacher said, "You can escort your mom down to the office", she looked and me, said, "Shoo" and made little shooing motions with her hands. I thought her teacher was going to cry she was laughing so hard.