Sunshine hands me a screwdriver she found on the table. She is holding it by the handle and says, "I hold it this way so I don't get screwed."
Walking into school yesterday, Sunshine asks, "How did I get out of your uterus?" Um, not ready to answer that yet.
Monster has a Fred Flinstone rain jacket. Sunshine just said, "[Monster] has a Boomerang jacket, right?" Now, for those of you who don't know, the Flinstones is on a channel called Boomerang...
Lately, Sunshine has been very interested in reading. This morning, she was "reading" a book. As she was reading she said, "said, Cherry with a smile on her face". I laughed, she looked at me and said, "but she do have a smile on her face". Not at all what the book said, even wrong characters, but I love the expression!