Sunshine was telling me about something someone said at school today. I replied, "Well, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed." Sunshine replies, "She not even a tool IN the shed!" Sadly, she's quite accurate on that statement...
Sunshine: You know what would be cool? If we cut clothes out of paper and put it on different things.
Me: You know that they used to have dolls made of paper and they had different clothes that you put on them with little tabs. It's what we used to play with before all of these interactive toys.
Sunshine: Well that's just sad
Boy: *walks right past father, comes outside to ask me a question.
Me: You have another parent!
Boy: But he's not doing anything. You're trying to have you time, so I thought I'd intercede and have you/me time.
Little Miss Sunshine comes downstairs today and tells me, "My name is Yoga Knobby Sorry....get it? "
Say it fast.
Driving through downtown Cleveland today, Sunshine says, "It looks like a cruddier New York City."
Hey kid, this is my town!
Sunshine: This summer I'm supposed to work on time with a dialogue clock.
Me: You mean analog?
A friend of mine asked Sunshine if global warming was real. Her response? "Duh!"
We proudly raise hippies in this house.
Watching part of The Fast and the Furious. Husband says to Sunshine, "Is this how Daddy drives?" Sunshine responds, "No, it's how Mommy drives". She's not wrong.
Sunshine: [in regards to the snow outside] I can't wait until next Saturday and finally get out of this miserably!
*I couldn't even correct her, I was laughing so hard.
Sunshine was in the shower. As I pass by the bathroom door, I hear "I'm going to smell like roses, roses, roses. I'm going to smell like roses, roses, roses. I wash my body and then I wash my hair. I'm going to smell like roses..."
It was so catchy, that when her brother got in the shower, he started, "I'm going to smell like roses!"