Tonight, while getting ready to read stories for bed, Monster heads into Sunshine's room for the nightly book routine and Husband says to him, "Nice pants, Steve Urkel." Monster looks at him funny and asks, "Who's Steve Urkel?" Yup, we're old.
Lately the kids have been getting along really well. You can tell how close they are and how much they love each other. Yesterday, on the way to school, Monster says, "[Sunshine], you're my best sister ever!" I wanted to tell him that she's his only sister, but thought that would ruin the moment.
Monster wakes up, comes downstairs, runs up and gives me great big hugs. Then he snuggles in my lap. I tell him how much I love him and that he's my precious baby. I tell him he'll be my baby even when he's 95. He replies, "Even when I'm older than that! Even when I'm as old as Nana and Papa I'll be your baby!" Sorry Mom and Dad :)
The other day, the kids and I took a train ride and saw a pond. Pointing to it, Monster says, "Look at all the allergies on there."
I am so excited! I found the list of cute/funny things Monster said when he was little. I looked everywhere for them and finally found them this weekend! So, here it goes...
I love you so tight.
Monster standing on a step stool "drilling" the cabinet. He puts his hand out and says, "Don't bodder me, Mommy. I'm working."
Monster woke up and told Husband he needed a tissue. Husband replied he would get one. Monster said he already had one. "It's in my bucket," he said. Husband asked what bucket. Monster replied, "This one," pulling down the tissue box he's been stuffing used tissues back into." Husband tells him, "[Monster], we don't put tissues back in the box once we use them." Monster says, "I don't have a trash can in my room."
Daddy, don't go to work. We have enough moneys here.
Monster was looking outside and all of a sudden says, "Something is peeing on our house, Mommy!" Snow was falling off the roof.
I don't want to use the potty. It grosses me out.
While eating lunch, Monster suddenly tells me water is the below the ground. I tell him he's right and asked where he learned that. Without hesitation he answered, "In high school".
Monster to Mommy, "You have to go peepees because the baby is sitting on your gallbladder".
After Sunshine was born, I was changing her diaper when Monster asks, "Can I see her bagina?"
While squishing and olive, "Look, I'm out the martini."
Pointing to a dollar bill, "This is George Obama".